Kelly the Culinarian will make a triumphant return on Wednesday!
I got my camera back from Best Buy's treacherous grips! However, they didn't actually fix the camera. Nor will they. Best Buy claims I dropped the camera, and therefore will not fix any of it. Here's a little industry secret: There's no such thing as "impact damage." Instead, if the camera body has any damage such as scratches or dimples, aka normal wear and tear, it voids the service plan.
I'm buying my camera from Aldi for $80. My German-made Aldi laptop has better customer care than Best Buy.