2. I've been in DC for two days for work. Ask me how many monuments I've seen - zero. I went from the airport to the hotel to the airport, from which I'm reporting LIVE. Exciting, right? (No)
3.My parents have been busy back at my townhouse while I was gone hanging shelves and stocking my bar because I'm spoiled and don't have a Costco membership. I now have Costco-sized hard liquor. Who's ready for a party?