1. I got my first no-chip manicure and I'm really impressed, but also doubtful it will last two weeks. I'm pretty accident prone, type a lot and work on my bike, so we'll see how this goes in the real-world. I'll be the judge of if this truly is chip free.
2. This is Napoleon watching the VP debates. He is rapt, and terrified.
3. Speaking of terrified, I was sitting in my car, minding my own business, when I noticed this monstrosity crawling between my lemonade and make up bag. What is this, and why does it exist?