So I was off to plan B. Instead, I bought a few started plants from Home Depot. And let me report my success, I have three tiny tomatoes! None of them are large enough to even make Christmas tree ornaments, but we're moving along nicely. There are two more little buds that haven't opened up yet as well. In conclusion, the container better bush tomato is doing quite well.
I have two other tomatoes plants, both indeterminates, growing upside down in different containers. They're not moving along too much lately -- they're getting bigger with more leaves, but no buds yet. I'm experimenting with this hanging tomato thing, so pictures on that when there's something to actually take photos of.
As for my herbs, they're starting to look bushy. I have basil and cilantro, and this week's rain and sun have really brought them out. The rosemary doesn't appear to be doing anything at all, but hey, there's still plenty of time.
I may be eating very well this summer. The teeny, tiny baby tomatoes really made my day.