2. If you're on the fence about signing up for a Spartan Race, there's a discount code valid this weekend only in honor of Memorial Day that nets up to $40 off a race entry. Just use "MEMORIAL" to get the cash off.
3. In sad news, I lost my Yelp Elite status this year. I've tried without any luck to avail to the powers that be, but I'm guessing this little corner of the Internet caused some friction with the Yelp overlords. I scored an invite to an awesome elite party last night at Top Golf as a plus one, which was a small miracle and super fun. A local distributor brought it all types of craft beer for sampling, which was so much more delightful than my golfing. I'll stick to running and triathlons.