I wish you had played nice and at least cut above the flange for the next part. Instead, you took the whole assembly, which means you have effectively totaled my car, likely in less than a minute with absolutely no one noticing. Bravo.
So I hope, dear catalytic converter bandit, that it was worth your time and possible bodily injury. You evidently needed the $200 of precious metal far more than I needed an operational vehicle. I hope you got what you wanted, and you'll get the best possible rate for this hot merchandise to justify the cost to your conscience. I hope you continue to be as lucky as you were yesterday in finding an SUV that didn't matter in an office building that doesn't have security cameras.
Best of luck in trying to stay out of jail,
Kelly the Culinarian