1. My first 5K was exactly four years ago today. I wore the cotton T-shirt and $11 sneakers from Steve and Barry's and legitimately thought I might die. It took me 33 minutes. My how everything has changed.
2. Last week my running shoes literally fell apart while I was running. They were a half-mile shy of 300 miles, so I guess we now know the exact shelf live of Saucony Kinvaras. I found a nearly identical pair on Amazon and had that prime shipped to me because Kelly without running is the worst possible version of me.
3. I order a lot of stuff on Amazon and am endlessly amused by the packaging of clothing items from foreign countries. I don't usually wash things with soup, but OK. I'll get right on that.