Kelly the Culinarian: 2014 Udder Century Ride Recap

Sunday, June 1, 2014

2014 Udder Century Ride Recap

Six-word recap: Channeling Ironbitch for 75+ windy miles.

Please don't rear end us
Alyssa told me a while back she was going to do the Udder Century Ride again this year. We teamed up to pedal 50 miles last year, but I didn't want to commit to anything that close on the heels of the Vermont City Marathon. I wasn't sure how I'd feel, so I waited until late in the week to make a call and ended up registering on-site this morning.

I donned my new bike kit before Alyssa retrieved me to carpooled out to Union and registered, hit the bathrooms, filled up the bottles and were on the road before 9 a.m. In retrospect, we probably should have started earlier. Unlike last year, it was super hot today. But like last year, it was windy and trying.

When we were leaving the lot, Alyssa asked how far I wanted to go. I was planning on 62, but she suggested 75. And why not? I had nothing else going on today, what the hell.

The first rest stop came up quickly and was just as glorious as I recalled - peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, granola bars, sliced oranges, peanuts, lemonade and water abounded.


I like snacks
Rest stop 1




However, then next 20-mile chunk was less pleasant. The wind whipped across the empty farm fields and left me breathless and sweaty, begging for shade and some kind of wind break. That second rest stop couldn't come soon enough.

Like a mirage in the desert, it appeared and we took a breather before committing to 75-miles of smiles and took out for an extra loop before returning to the aid station.
Rest stop 2

We pulled out for the last 20 miles home and knew it would be tough. We headed into the wind, and eventually encountered a brief, but heavy, rain. I also got reacquainted with the hill I remembered in the last mile of last year's ride. It was brutal.

When we arrived back at the car safely and stowed our bikes, we both set out for a short brick run. I got two miles done and was pretty happy that my second mile was 8:04 after more than four and a half hours on my bike.

But was I ever spent! Despite eating half a sandwich, an orange, cookies and tons of fluids at every stop, I had nothing left in the tank. By my best estimate, I have 150 ounces of water today, and didn't have to pee until hours later. Might have been a touch dehydrated ...
When we arrived back at ride HQ, I switched out my clothes and promptly downed two plates of pasta, a beer and a brownie. I was hungry again 20 minutes later. I still could go for froyo two meals later. No shame.


Time: 5:09:06 for 76.6 miles, brick run of 2 miles in 17:14

Cost: $35 for on-site registration

Pros: Well-marked course, great rest stops, included post-ride pasta lunch, approachable ride for all abilities

Cons: We had to park in a field that had grass high enough to concern me with our low-riding car, there were a few bumpy roads

Would I do this ride again? Sigh. If I were living in Illinois, I would add this century to my schedule every year.

4 comments:

Losing Lindy said...

did you get a new car?

You are one amazing lady

Erin Van said...

Only $35 day-of for all of that?? This is going on my calendar for next year.

kilax said...

I wondered if you guys would get caught in the rain, too! It was fun talking to people after and seeing who did, and who didn't.

Zenaida Arroyo said...

Way to go!