You might be a triathlete recovering from a weekend of racing out of town if ....
Your laundry room has exploded.
You have zero clean towels. Anywhere. Hand towels post shower? Sure, because adulting is hard.
You are sunburned and chafed and windburned and chapped.
Everything is drying/airing out.
Your pet vacillates between not recognizing you and clinging to you for dear life.
You'd do it all again in a heart beat.