You do your thing, Aaron.
2. Napoleon is terrified of this plastic dinosaur. He treats it with supreme suspicion, and if I need to quarantine him, I can put it in front of his house and he will not move, at all, or come out until it's gone. I've found the ultimate dog ownership hack.
3. After several glorious long runs at the Morton Arboretum, I finally just paid for a damn membership. The place is incredible for winter running - an eight-mile loop of maintained trails where you're never more than a few minutes from a bathroom. I'm running 20 there this weekend and am super psyched to use the hell out of this membership.